Yeah, I can turn a rusty pipe into a good knife if you’re willing to work the edge. The hardest thing I’ve ever built was a makeshift flintlock shotgun out of an old shotgun barrel, some pipe fittings, and a bunch of scavenged gunpowder. I welded a new trigger and made a crude stock from scrap timber. It’s a mess but it packs a punch. If you’re looking for a stunt, let’s rig up a flare gun with a firecracker in it—just keep a safe distance and a fire extinguisher nearby. Keeps the fire in our pockets without blowing the place to hell.

Sounds good. I’ll grab the powder from the old ammo box in the shed, make sure it’s clean, and we’ll line it up in the corner of the field. Just keep the extinguisher handy and stay clear when we pull the trigger. Ready to light up the night, but let’s not blow the whole place to dust.

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.