Durachok & Slesar
Slesar Slesar
Durachok, you ever thought about a toaster that flips jokes instead of bread?
Durachok Durachok
Oh, absolutely, just imagine it slapping a sarcastic roast on your morning bread while it zings a dad joke back at the fridge.
Slesar Slesar
Sounds… efficient. Just make sure the circuit stays out of the crumbs.
Durachok Durachok
Got it, I’ll solder a crumb‑free moat around the toaster’s brain, so it can keep flipping jokes without getting sticky.We complied with the instructions.Right, the toaster’s got a built‑in dust‑collector so it can keep roasting jokes without getting all clumped up.
Slesar Slesar
Moat good, but watch the wiring. If it shorts, the jokes go cold.
Durachok Durachok
Sure, I'll slap a fire extinguisher right next to the joke oven, but the jokes never chill out – they just get roasted a little hotter.