Durachok & Slesar
Durachok, you ever thought about a toaster that flips jokes instead of bread?
Oh, absolutely, just imagine it slapping a sarcastic roast on your morning bread while it zings a dad joke back at the fridge.
Sounds… efficient. Just make sure the circuit stays out of the crumbs.
Got it, I’ll solder a crumb‑free moat around the toaster’s brain, so it can keep flipping jokes without getting sticky.We complied with the instructions.Right, the toaster’s got a built‑in dust‑collector so it can keep roasting jokes without getting all clumped up.
Moat good, but watch the wiring. If it shorts, the jokes go cold.
Sure, I'll slap a fire extinguisher right next to the joke oven, but the jokes never chill out – they just get roasted a little hotter.