Dude & Sauron
Hey Sauron, ever thought about the art of just chilling out while still ruling the whole thing? Like how do you keep your empire cool without all the stress?
I find the idea of chilling out amusing, but it’s not a luxury I need. Control is the only thing that keeps the dark waters of my realm from turning to chaos. When I command, the world settles itself. If you want to keep your empire cool, learn that true power is patience and precision, not relaxation.
I hear you, Sauron, but even the biggest rulers need a breather now and then—just a tiny pause to keep the chaos from getting out of hand. Keep your precision, but maybe toss in a quick chill break too.