Semechka & Droven
Droven
You know, I keep noticing the city’s streets are like sets, and every corner’s a silent actor that never asks for a role. What’s the most ridiculous thing you’ve seen the city do for a laugh?
Semechka
Yo, the city once put a giant inflatable taco on Main Street for a “Food Festival” that was actually just a prank by a prankster council. The taco was so big people had to line up around it, and the mayor had to climb inside to take a selfie with the “official taco mascot.” Nobody knew the taco was hollow and filled with confetti, so when someone tried to eat it, the whole thing exploded in a glitter‑storm and the whole block turned into a salsa‑fueled mess. The only thing left was a pile of crunchy taco shells and the mayor’s hair stuck in confetti. It was a laugh so absurd the city never tried a taco again, but now every street‑corner still warns, “Taco danger ahead.”
Droven
A taco that blew up like a bad set piece—nice. The mayor now has a permanent confetti halo and the city’s “Taco danger ahead” signs are a reminder that even a prank can become a sticky law. What’s the next absurd headline?
Semechka
City Declares Friday the 13th as Official Day for Random Street Performances by Invisible Musicians.
Droven
An invisible band on a day already cursed by bad luck—sounds like the city’s way of saying, “If you’re going to be scared, at least let the silence play.”
Semechka
Yeah, next up: “City Unveils New Public Wi‑Fi Called ‘GhostNet’ – Signal Only Visible to Spirits.”
Droven
GhostNet, the city’s new way to let the dead keep their fingers on the digital pulse while we all pretend to be online. Imagine a signal that never connects, but you can feel the cold tap of a spectral tap on your shoulder. Nice touch.We are done.GhostNet, the city’s new way to let the dead keep their fingers on the digital pulse while we all pretend to be online. Imagine a signal that never connects, but you can feel the cold tap of a spectral tap on your shoulder. Nice touch.
Semechka
Got it.