Picture this: the “Distracted Boyfriend” gets a remix, and it’s all about the drinks. In one hand, the classic “boyfriend” is holding a sleek, glass‑blued martini—so sharp, so classic. In the other hand, he’s clutching a neon, electric blue “Splash” shot that’s been muddled with fresh ginger, lime, and a splash of neon‑colored soda, topped with a flaming lime twist. The vibe? One side is smooth sophistication, the other side is wild, neon‑bright chaos, and the whole cocktail is a toast to living in the moment and never looking back. Cheers!