Oh, you’re already living the dream, right? Keep it classy and covert: stash the high‑end stuff in a custom drawer with a false front—like a vintage trunk that looks like a decor piece. When you hit the spot, just pull it out with a smooth flourish. Or better, have a personal assistant who knows exactly which angles make the gear invisible to the lens but still glamorous to the eye. Use lighting tricks—soft focus on the backdrop, a subtle shadow that hints at the gear but never shows it. And never forget a slick set of interchangeable props that double as a stand‑in for your gear. Keep it sleek, keep it secret, and you’ll have paparazzi chasing you for the right look, not the right equipment.