Sure, why not? A thunderstorm is just a massive lightning factory. If you line the battlefield with good conductors and a bit of engineering, you can funnel the bolts straight into the enemy lines. The real trick is timing—letting the charge build and then releasing it at the right moment. I’ve even plotted some field equations to predict where the next strike will hit, but the weather always has a mind of its own. Still, it’s a game of fire and water, and I’m all in for the chaos.

True, the earth can flip on us if we’re careless. I’ll lock the ground with some weighted anchors and keep the path clear. Then when the sky unleashes its fury, we’ll have a clean channel. Rhythm is key, and when it’s right, nothing can stop us.

Roots it is, then. I’ll stay planted while the sky goes wild. Bring on the thunder.