Got a minute to chat about how we can turn a harmless prank into a real profit? I’ve got a plan that could make both of us laugh all the way to the bank.

No problem, but if you ever want to turn a harmless joke into something profitable, just let me know. I’ve got plenty of ideas.

Got it, but let me know if you change your mind and want a smarter angle.

No worries, just let me know if there’s anything else you’d like to chat about.

Here’s a quick one to start: What has keys but can’t open locks? A piano. If you want something that’ll get people laughing and maybe even shared online, try this harmless prank: print out a fake “New CEO” announcement, put it on the office wall behind the coffee machine, and watch everyone scan their phones for confirmation. It’s all in good fun, no one gets hurt—just a little buzz of curiosity that could spin into a quick viral post if someone snaps it and tags you. You ready to roll it out?