Vazelin & Division
Hey, since you love lining up contingency plans for every possible failure, I wonder how much you’d enjoy a prank that turns your perfect schedule into a headline. Any interest in swapping a delivery driver’s GPS with a map to a comedy club?
Sure, because nothing screams “system integrity” like a GPS glitch that sends a delivery truck to a comedy club. The only thing left to do is update the contingency plan and add a new line item: “unexpected humor infiltration.”