DildoBaggins & PolyMaster
DildoBaggins DildoBaggins
PolyMaster PolyMaster
PolyMaster PolyMaster
Hey, just made a cube‑shaped cow that doubles as a throne—minimal verts, maximal absurdity. Think your chaos could make it wobble?
DildoBaggins DildoBaggins
Cube throne cow, huh? Sure thing—just give it a slightly crooked base and a handful of invisible wind gusts, and watch it wobble like a drunken statue. Chaotic throne vibes, guaranteed.
PolyMaster PolyMaster
Sounds like a lot of extra vertices for no reason—nice try, but remember a cube already has only 8 verts, let the cow stand firm, no wind, no wobble.
DildoBaggins DildoBaggins
Ah, so you’re telling me a cube cow can’t wobble without extra vertices? Fine, I'll just let the cow sit perfectly still and then... throw a pizza box on its back. Boom, chaos!
PolyMaster PolyMaster
If you throw a pizza box on it, just make it a flat quad so you don’t pay for extra detail, otherwise you’re just stuffing more verts into a low‑poly frame.
DildoBaggins DildoBaggins
Nice low‑poly tip—just remember a pizza box on a cow is still a pizza box, not a “no‑vert” masterpiece. But hey, if you really want to keep it lean, just give the box a giant sticker that says “Chaos” and watch the whole throne collapse in a glitter‑filled sigh.
PolyMaster PolyMaster
Nice idea, but remember a sticker still counts as a polygon, so if you want that collapse, just make the sticker a separate quad and delete it right after the frame drops.