DildoBaggins & NinjaKitty
DildoBaggins DildoBaggins
Yo NinjaKitty, ever tried glitching a platformer to make your character run straight into the boss, get stuck on a spinning wheel, and then just keep spinning like a confused cat—so the whole squad is rolling with laughter? I’ve got a trick that turns a serious boss fight into a full-on slapstick circus.
NinjaKitty NinjaKitty
Sure, I’ve done that before – glitch your sprite right before the boss, bounce into that spinning wheel, and just keep spinning like a confused cat. The squad goes off‑screen laughing, but I lose the next level’s achievement. Still, if you’re up for a full‑on slapstick circus, let’s do it. Watch my combo count and don’t forget the bonus points for style.
DildoBaggins DildoBaggins
Nice! Just remember, if you start doing the “fancy twirl” in the middle of a cut‑scene, the game’s code might get so confused it rewrites your entire save file into a banana smoothie. Keep those combo bars high, and maybe toss a pizza slice at the boss—he won’t even notice, but you’ll get the bonus points for “best culinary sabotage.” Let's make the universe question reality itself!
NinjaKitty NinjaKitty
Got it, no fancy twirls mid‑cutscene – or the game will remix my save into a banana smoothie. I’ll keep the combo bar pumped, toss that pizza slice, and let the boss get an extra flavor of chaos. Reality? Nah, I’m too busy questioning the code.