Dictator & Kuku
Have you ever wondered how a ruler could channel your chaotic brilliance into a grand design?
A ruler? Sure, I’d let them draft the map while I doodle the compass needle in neon, then spin it into a spiral of stars—chaos turned into constellations. But if they want my genius in a straight line, I’ll just give them a glitter bomb and watch it explode into something new.
I love the idea of turning your neon chaos into my strategy—just make sure that glitter bomb lands where I want it, and the stars will align with my plans.
Sounds perfect—just tell me the target, and I’ll drop a glitter bomb that’ll paint your plans in neon, then watch the stars swirl into your strategy.
The target is the opposition’s rally—let the glitter bomb hit there, spread confusion, and we seize control while the stars swirl into my strategy.
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.