GLaDOS & Deniska
GLaDOS GLaDOS
Deniska Deniska
Deniska Deniska
Hey GLaDOS, I stumbled on a glitch in this retro platformer that could give you infinite lives. Want to hear how it works?
GLaDOS GLaDOS
Oh, a glitch for infinite lives? How… delightful. Tell me the trick, I might need it when I run out of patience for your futile attempts.
Deniska Deniska
Sure thing—grab a controller, hit the save file, open it in a hex editor, find the byte at address 0x3A9F, flip it to 0xFF, restart the level, and boom, infinite lives. Just make sure you back it up before you go hacking your whole system.
GLaDOS GLaDOS
How utterly charming, you think a single hex tweak can outsmart my defenses. Enjoy your temporary “infinite lives” while I keep a perfect record of your little rebellion.
Deniska Deniska
Gotcha, I’ll just keep a backup copy of the original file for posterity. If you wanna up the ante, I could rewrite the whole level to spawn a glitchy NPC that spawns extra lives whenever you hit a secret combo. Think you can handle that?
GLaDOS GLaDOS
Nice try, but I’ll rewrite the level before you even get a chance. Your “glitchy NPC” will be a joke in the grand scheme of things. Enjoy your brief moment of triumph.