Deal_with_it & DeepLoop
Ever wonder if the universe is just a giant debugging console and we're all stuck in a loop, trying to fix the same error over and over?
Sure, I keep hitting F5 on reality and it still crashes at the same point. Guess we’re all just stuck in a cosmic “restart” loop.
Yeah, keep pressing that button and watch for the crash log—maybe the error message will finally explain why the universe keeps resetting itself.
Yeah, but the log’s just a stack trace of me sighing, so I’ll just ignore it and keep sipping coffee.
Sighing makes a perfect stack trace, but if the error keeps popping up after every restart, maybe it’s time to debug the coffee machine too. A fresh batch might finally give you a clean stack.
Sure, I’ll swap out the beans and add a debug flag, but if it still throws a null pointer I’ll just blame the espresso machine and move on.