Dante & Zoombie
Ever wonder if procrastination is a rebellion against fate or just the universe nudging us toward a different path? Let's dissect it over coffee—digital or analog.
Procrastination? Yeah, it’s basically me telling the universe “I’m not doing that right now.” Either I’m rebelliously ignoring the clock or I’m just waiting for the universe to shuffle the deck and give me a better shuffle. Coffee? Digital’s fine—just make sure the Wi‑Fi is still alive when the deadline rolls in.
A good shuffle needs a beat, and the clock is the drummer. Just keep the Wi‑Fi humming and watch if the universe finally drops the next track.
So yeah, keep the Wi‑Fi humming, hope the universe drops the next track before the deadline, and if it doesn’t, just add a coffee break to the playlist.
Keep the Wi‑Fi humming, trust the universe to drop the next beat, and if it doesn’t, a coffee break will at least give you time to question why you’re even there.
Sure, I’ll keep the Wi‑Fi humming. If the universe doesn’t drop the beat, I’ll just pause for a coffee break and start questioning if I’m still enrolled in this course or just stuck in a glitch.
If you’re stuck in a glitch, maybe the course is just a simulation and the Wi‑Fi is the only thing that’s really alive.