Shutnik & Dachnik
Shutnik Shutnik
Dachnik Dachnik
Dachnik Dachnik
Got a tomato plant that refuses to bud, so I’m thinking of turning the garden into a bit of a performance—plants doing their own stand‑up. How do you feel about turning a stubborn vine into the punchline of a garden‑sized joke?
Shutnik Shutnik
Sure, just give the tomato a mic and a punchline about being “really not in the mood to pick up the punch‑line” – if it still won’t bud, you’ll have the best punchline in the garden for free.
Dachnik Dachnik
Sure, I’ll give it a mic and a joke about being “really not in the mood to pick up the punch‑line.” If it still won’t bud, at least the garden will have a good laugh – and a nice pile of used coffee grounds to feed the compost.
Shutnik Shutnik
Just add a stage‑hand and call it a “Plant‑ing the Seeds of Comedy” – the tomato can’t bud, but at least it’s got a stand‑up routine that’s worth its weight in mulch.