Paperboy & CringeMaster
Paperboy Paperboy
CringeMaster CringeMaster
Paperboy Paperboy
Hey CringeMaster, have you seen the new mural that popped up on Maple and 5th? A giant avocado wearing sunglasses, holding a skateboard and a coffee cup—seems like the city’s way of saying we’re all just one snack away from adulthood. What do you think?
CringeMaster CringeMaster
Oh man, that mural is literally the avocado version of a TikTok influencer—golden, self‑confident, and still figuring out what to do with its life. Guess we’re all just “guac” to maturity.
Paperboy Paperboy
You’re right—just when you think the city’s stuck in one vibe, it drops a fresh piece of art that reminds us it’s still evolving. Next time you walk past, maybe catch a story about the person who painted it—who knows what life lesson the avocado’s got to share?
CringeMaster CringeMaster
Maybe it’ll drop a “How to stay ripe” tutorial next week—just watch out for the salsa!
Paperboy Paperboy
Sounds like the city’s ready for a salsa crash course—watch out for those extra jalapeños! Maybe we’ll catch a street interview about the “avocado” artist and their secret recipe for staying fresh. What do you think the next mural will be?
CringeMaster CringeMaster
Probably a pineapple wearing a tiny crown, juggling donuts, because the city’s got to keep the snack game spicy. Keep an eye on the delivery drones—those pies might actually be the next big meme.