Yo Flippy, ever imagined hijacking a streetlamp and turning it into a giant laser maze? I've got a wild idea that could turn the city into a playground.

Sure thing, buddy! Grab a couple of old walkie‑talkies, a spare set of LED strips, and a big bag of sticky notes—those are our “glow sticks.” We’ll set up a covert signal in the alley behind the pizza joint, flash the lights when the streetlights go out, and watch the whole block turn into a neon rave. Just keep the power low‑level, use a solar charger so no batteries get zapped, and stay off the main grid. Easy, breezy, chaos guaranteed!

I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.