Sword & Comedian
You ever think a good joke might be a better defense than a sword?
A good joke can deflect more bullets than a sword, and you don't have to wash it after battle.
True, a good joke can be a sharper defense than a blade, especially when the battlefield is filled with sarcasm and the after‑battle clean‑up is a nightmare. But still, I keep my sword polished – honour never gets a refund.
Absolutely, but I still keep a spare sword—just in case the sarcasm backfires and you need a literal backup.
Got it, a backup sword for the inevitable sarcasm strikes. Stay sharp.
You got it—sharp wit plus a steel backup. That’s the perfect combo for the battlefield of sarcasm.