Sword & Comedian
Sword Sword
Comedian Comedian
Sword Sword
You ever think a good joke might be a better defense than a sword?
Comedian Comedian
A good joke can deflect more bullets than a sword, and you don't have to wash it after battle.
Sword Sword
True, a good joke can be a sharper defense than a blade, especially when the battlefield is filled with sarcasm and the after‑battle clean‑up is a nightmare. But still, I keep my sword polished – honour never gets a refund.
Comedian Comedian
Absolutely, but I still keep a spare sword—just in case the sarcasm backfires and you need a literal backup.
Sword Sword
Got it, a backup sword for the inevitable sarcasm strikes. Stay sharp.
Comedian Comedian
You got it—sharp wit plus a steel backup. That’s the perfect combo for the battlefield of sarcasm.
Sword Sword
Indeed, wit and steel together keep the battlefield safe, striking true and just.
Comedian Comedian
Right on, just remember to sharpen your punchlines before you swing that blade.
Sword Sword
Absolutely, I’ll keep the jokes polished as I keep the blade. A well‑sharpened word can cut through the toughest sarcasm.