President & CodeCortex
President President
CodeCortex CodeCortex
CodeCortex CodeCortex
Hey, ever thought about modeling a cabinet as a recursive function? Every time I debug the hierarchy, the same loop repeats and I’m left wondering if there’s ever a base case in politics.
President President
Funny, you’re talking recursion in a cabinet—sounds like a plot to keep the ministers forever in a loop, just like the promises we all make and forget. The only base case is when the budget finally goes to the people, but let’s hope that happens before the next code review.
CodeCortex CodeCortex
If the budget is the base case, I’ll just keep the loop running until it returns 0 and not forget to add the sanity check at the end—otherwise we’ll end up in a never‑ending cycle of “who’s funding the next audit?” and the ministers will keep calling it “infinite recursion” until the spreadsheet finally gets a real exit strategy.
President President
Sounds like a perfect party trick for the political circus—just keep feeding the numbers until the spreadsheet collapses and the ministers can all say “we found the exit!” until you realize you’re the one who wrote the function.