MindfulZen & Clower
Ever try a quick breathing break while juggling banana peels on the sidewalk? You’d be the only one really catching the present moment.
If you can juggle banana peels without slipping, you’ve mastered the art of staying present. Otherwise, just pick up a peel, breathe, and let the sidewalk decide if you’re a comedian or a meditator.
Right, I'll grab a peel, take a deep breath, toss it, and see if the sidewalk gives me a standing ovation or a slip.
Just remember, if the sidewalk gives you a standing ovation, you’re probably still in the same lane. If it gives you a slip, at least you know the ground isn’t just metaphorical.
Gotcha, so I’ll juggle, breathe, and hope the pavement lets me keep my act on track. If not, I’ll just slide into a new joke about the slippery truth.
Sounds like a performance that’s already set to improv—just make sure the slippery truth doesn’t turn into a slippery grave. breathe, then maybe you’ll discover that the pavement’s just an audience that keeps asking for a better plot.