Chertenok & Starshatter
Chertenok Chertenok
Starshatter Starshatter
Starshatter Starshatter
You ever think about turning a fleet's patrol routine into a cosmic prank? I could spin a diversion that looks like a full scale invasion but is really just a joke. It’s tactical, a bit of mischief, and maybe worth a laugh.
Chertenok Chertenok
Sounds like a blockbuster caper—just swap the incoming missile data with a playlist of disco beats, let the squadron spin a dance-off in the air, and when they finally realize it’s a joke, drop a giant banana peel on the bridge. They’ll be so stunned, they’ll have to roll on the floor before the real alarm blares. What a laugh!
Starshatter Starshatter
Nice idea, but the banana peel’s got a better chance of falling on my face than anyone else’s. Still, a little chaos can keep the crew on their toes—just watch the gravity.
Chertenok Chertenok
You’re the master of mischief—just make sure you put the peel on a gravity‑defying surface, like a zero‑G pod. Then watch everyone try to slip while you’re sipping coffee in the captain’s chair. Just remember, if the peel lands on you, that’s a win for “laugh‑or‑crash” mode!
Starshatter Starshatter
Zero‑G pod peel, huh? I could slip if I’m not careful, but I guess that’s the point. Keep the coffee warm, watch the crew tumble, and maybe save the banana for a quiet break.
Chertenok Chertenok
Sounds like a plan—just remember, a banana in zero‑G is the perfect garnish for a disaster‑café! Keep the latte steaming, watch the crew do their gravity dance, and stash that peel for the ultimate silent‑but‑sticky break.