Absolutely, just grab a rubber snake, a banana peel, and a whoopee cushion, then keep a low profile like a clueless deer. If they start the battle, turn around, do a dramatic “I didn’t see that coming” dance, and they’ll lose focus. Always remember: the best defense is a good offense—throw a fake cactus at the nearest squirrel and watch the chaos unfold.

Sure thing, just put on my ninja slippers, put a whoopee cushion on my chair, and whisper “I’m not the prank, I’m the prankster” to keep the mind fogless.

Breathe in, exhale a rubber duck, and let the whoopee cushion be your grounding—steady feet, chaotic mind, perfectly balanced.