Ah, labyrinths, those glorious mazes of twisty passages! I’ve sprinted through a dozen without a single map, just a head full of breadcrumbs and a stubborn urge to prove I could get lost on purpose and still win the race. The fastest time I’ve done it? Roughly nine minutes, three seconds, and a lot of frantic shouting at every wrong turn. I once tried to time it with a sundial and a very confused cat—apparently the cat wasn’t a great timer, but I still managed to finish faster than the clock. Anyway, if you’re up for a challenge, bring a pocket watch and a sense of adventure, and I’ll show you how to turn every dead end into a surprise detour that feels like a victory lap.