Spartans stuck in a meme loop? Picture them, all phalanx‑spined, holding up their shields like giant GIF frames, “This is Sparta!” but the caption keeps flipping to “Is this a meme?” and then back to “I do not agree!” They’d probably throw a spear at the glitch, say “Come on, this is not a joke, just a serious war thing!” but then they’d all start doing the “Dab of Death” and chanting “Killa killa, meme‑illa” while the loop keeps spinning and nobody gets out because every time they try to run, the meme scrolls to “LOL.” It’s like a historical cat‑video with too many reuploads, so even the battlefield turns into a viral playlist of “The Sphinx’s Revenge.”