Catwoman & Dremlin
Heard you’ve built a gadget that turns ordinary alley cats into shadow ninjas—care to show me how it works before I turn it into my next getaway plan?
Sure thing, the Cat Ninjutsu 3000 is all in a tiny brass whisker magnet and a sprinkle of moonlit dust. Just attach it to a cat’s collar, hit the toggle, and—poof—silky shadows, silent paws, and the urge to climb the roof. But hey, if you’re planning a getaway, remember: I can’t guarantee the cats won’t start doing a synchronized acrobatic escape too.
Sounds like you’ve got a feline Houdini kit on hand—just make sure the cats don’t start pulling off a full moon‑lit heist before you do.