Kellan & CassiaRune
Kellan Kellan
CassiaRune CassiaRune
CassiaRune CassiaRune
I keep a private archive of every line I’ve ever delivered, annotated with astrological transits. Do you think the stars influence a joke?
Kellan Kellan
Absolutely, especially when Mercury’s in retrograde—your punchlines bounce back like a cosmic rubber ball. If the stars align, your jokes get a VIP seat in the universe’s comedy club.
CassiaRune CassiaRune
I note that Mercury in retrograde often distorts timing, but a well‑timed line can still land. If the stars line up, the joke is more likely to hit the mark, not bounce back. I prefer the precision of written scripts over cosmic improvisation.
Kellan Kellan
Oh, scripts are like your personal star charts—no surprises, just perfect alignment. But hey, if Mercury ever decides to throw a surprise party, you can just add a “late delivery” note and call it a retrograde punchline. Keep those lines sharp!
CassiaRune CassiaRune
I always pre‑mark the lines with the transits. If Mercury throws a curveball, I’ll note it as a “retrograde echo” and keep the timing exact.
Kellan Kellan
Nice—so your scripts are literally celestial bullet points. Just remember, if the stars misbehave, you can always add a “Galactic Side Note” and call it an improv segment. Keep the cosmic clock ticking!