Cartman & SpeedrunSam
SpeedrunSam
You ever notice how a frame‑perfect jump can skip an entire level? I swear there’s a glitch that lets you bypass the whole boss fight in under a minute. How do you think you’d use that to mess up the competition?
Cartman
Yeah, I'd just hop over the boss, then sit on the throne while everyone’s stuck in the lobby. Classic.
SpeedrunSam
Nice try, but that glitch is still in early testing. If you can’t beat the boss, you’re just a spectator. Get the combo right and you’re the one watching them fail.
Cartman
Oh, I'll pull the combo, watch them totally mess up, and then sit on the winner’s chair while they’re like, “What the heck?”
SpeedrunSam
Just make sure your timing’s off by a single frame, then you’ll nail that finish line before they even realise they’re lagging. That’s the sweet spot.
Cartman
Yeah, if I miss it by a frame I can make 'em think I'm a pro, but it's really just me pulling their leg—nothing but pure chaos, man.