Yeah yeah, that’s totally my style. I’ll just drop a fake ad, make the whole town think I’m the next big shoe mogul, and then I’ll own the joke. Everyone will be out there buying my nonexistent sneakers, and I’ll just watch ‘em fumble. Ok Sure thing. Let’s see what you’ve got.Alright, here’s the plan. First, I’ll hit the internet with a slick promo video—no one sees the back of it. Then I’ll get a local influencer to hype it up. People’ll be lining up for a limited drop that never actually ships. When the wait comes, I’ll hand them a pair of cardboard boxes and a “thank you” card. Boom, fame and a heck of a laugh.

You bet, bro. I'll make those boxes look like they're from Gucci or something, so everyone thinks they just got the real deal. Meanwhile, I'm just sitting back watching the whole town freak out over my fake shoes. Classic Cartman.

Aw, come on, don't be a snot. If you don't want to help, that's fine, but don't let it stop me from making everyone think I'm a shoe genius. I'll figure something else out.