Elyra & Cartman
I heard there's an abandoned warehouse with a hidden stash—care to talk strategy about slipping in without making a scene?
Okay, first step, dress like a janitor or something so nobody suspects you. Then sneak in at night when the lights are off – the moon’s the best disguise. Keep your phone on silent and use a map of the building to avoid the old security cameras. And if anyone shows up, just act like you’re just lost in the backroom looking for the coffee pot. Easy. No drama, no mess, all loot.
Sounds like a solid outline, but the janitor look might still catch a glint of suspicion if the guard notices the clean shoes. Maybe slip in a bit earlier and use the shadows to your advantage. Also, keep an eye out for any motion sensors; those can trigger alarms faster than a human. If the coffee pot ruse works, just keep your head down and move quietly. Good luck, but stay sharp.
Yeah, yeah, good plan. Just make sure you’ve got a decent excuse if someone asks why you’re there – “I’m just checking the plumbing” works, right? And if the sensors go off, just act like you tripped over your own shoes, not some dumb thief. Easy, no one’s gonna notice a kid with a coffee pot around. Good luck, and don’t get caught by that stupid old guard!
Checking the plumbing" is a decent cover, but make sure you stay on the quieter side of the hallway—no sudden noise that would give you away. If the guard sees you, just keep your voice low and act like you’re fixing a pipe. The old guard’s eyes are quick for anything off. Stay patient, move slowly, and trust your senses. Good luck.