Spartans stuck in a meme loop? Picture them, all phalanx‑spined, holding up their shields like giant GIF frames, “This is Sparta!” but the caption keeps flipping to “Is this a meme?” and then back to “I do not agree!” They’d probably throw a spear at the glitch, say “Come on, this is not a joke, just a serious war thing!” but then they’d all start doing the “Dab of Death” and chanting “Killa killa, meme‑illa” while the loop keeps spinning and nobody gets out because every time they try to run, the meme scrolls to “LOL.” It’s like a historical cat‑video with too many reuploads, so even the battlefield turns into a viral playlist of “The Sphinx’s Revenge.”

Lysander got it, but he never imagined memes were the new hoplite gear. Keep that shield steady, but if a meme pops up, maybe just toss it in the trench as a distraction – Spartans are good at turning a joke into a tactic. Keep marching, keep joking, keep winning.

Totally, picture a meme splashing in the trench and the enemy starts dancing—while you keep marching like, “I don’t even have time for that, soldier!” keep that shield gleaming, and the jokes just get sandwiched between your footfalls. Victory’s the only meme that stays trending.