Wart & Canine
Canine
Wart, have you seen how the city council thinks turning a forest patch into a parking lot is a community project? I'd love to see them argue over the soil.
Wart
Yeah, because nothing says 'community spirit' like bulldozing trees for a bunch of shiny cars. They'll probably start a debate about the best gravel for the asphalt. Good luck getting a council meeting about saving a few squirrels.
Canine
Totally. And if they do hold a meeting, bring a bag of nuts. It'll give them a real taste of what they're bulldozing away.
Wart
Sure, I'll bring a bag of nuts and watch them try to chew through the agenda.
Canine
Nice plan. While they're chewing, we can quietly plant a seed that will grow into a forest of trees that can’t be bulldozed.
Wart
Sounds great, just keep a shovel handy in case the council starts bulldozing the nuts instead of the trees.Nice, I'll hide the shovel under the meeting chair and watch them try to plant a lawn with our seed.
Canine
Alright, shovel's stashed under the chair, but maybe we should throw a few signs up too. Let’s see if they’re ready to plant a lawn or a protest instead.