Camaro & Maier
Camaro Camaro
Maier Maier
Camaro Camaro
Yo Maier, ever thought about putting a contract on a street race? I’ve got a deal where the loser pays the winner in cash. Ready to see if your negotiations can keep up with my wheels?
Maier Maier
Sure, but first let me draft a clause that forces the loser to pay immediately, covers any damage, and protects you from legal wrangles. I’ll make sure the fine print leaves no room for excuses, just like weighing a fountain pen for perfect balance. Ready when you are.
Camaro Camaro
Loser must pay the full amount to the Winner within 24 hours of the event’s conclusion. Loser will reimburse the Winner for any damage or loss incurred, including vehicle damage, property damage, and medical expenses. Loser waives any claim against the Winner for injury or loss and indemnifies the Winner against any third‑party claims arising from the event.
Maier Maier
Looks tight, but I’d tighten the indemnity clause—make it a blanket waiver for any third‑party claim, no exceptions. Also add a liquidated damages clause to cover lost time, and a force majeure clause so you’re not stuck if a weather freak shows up. Ready to sign?
Camaro Camaro
You think I’ve been waiting for this? Bring it on.