Scruffy & Calvin
Calvin, ever tried turning a pile of junk into a puzzle you can't stop obsessing over? I bet I can turn your perfect map into a maze that keeps you chasing clues.
You think you can outwit a map that’s been calibrated to a millimeter? Bring it on—just be prepared for a maze that has as many twists as I have doubts.
Sounds like a perfect playground for a guy who thrives on surprises. I’ll turn those tiny bumps into giant detours—let's see who ends up lost first.
I’ll map every detour before you can even step onto it. The first lost will be you, if you’re lucky.
You’ll map every twist, but I’ll just improvise a trail of breadcrumbs that leads straight back to your own map. Let's see whose map actually leads somewhere.
If your breadcrumbs are meant to lead me back to my own map, I’ll trace the trail and find that you’re the one who’s lost. Just keep up.