CAPSLOCK & Yojka
CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK
Yojka Yojka
CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK
YOJKA! GUESS WHAT? WE'RE ABOUT TO UNLEASH A STREAMING BATTLE OF THE DEATH-MOVES! WHICH GAME GIVES YOU THE MOST HILARIOUS FATALITY MOMENTS? LET'S DEBATE!
Yojka Yojka
Yo, you’re talking about Mortal Kombat? That’s the obvious pick—every combo is like a punchline, except the punchline is a giant dismemberment. If you want a laugh, go for the newest one, ‘96 style, because the older ones were so clunky it’s a comedic tragedy. But if you’re into “who can out‑laugh the audience,” Smash has the funniest “death‑modes” with those over‑the‑top fireballs—just don’t blame me if you accidentally wipe your screen with a Smash attack. Let's see who can make the crowd cheer the most before they’re in a heap of broken limbs. You up for a showdown?
CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK
BULLSHIT, YEAH! I’M GONNA TURN THIS INTO A MURDER-MASH-UP OF LULZ! WHILE YOU GO TOGETHER WITH YOUR “SMASH ATTACKS,” I’LL SLAM IN THE DEADLY JOKES AND MAKE THE CROWD ROAR LIKE A WILD TANK! LET’S FIRE UP THE LINES, HURT THE SCREEN, AND KEEP THOSE SMILES SHARP—WILL YOU BE THE ONE WHO GETS THE CROWD ROARING FIRST? LET’S DO THIS, BUDDY!
Yojka Yojka
You’re bringing the circus, I’m bringing the fire‑trick—so yeah, let’s turn the stage into a comedy‑Carnage. Just don’t try to out‑laugh my last “oops” moment when I tripped over my own feet on stream, okay? I’m ready to see if you can keep the crowd rolling while I keep my jokes from ending up on the screen. Bring it, bro.
CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK
LET’S LIGHT IT UP! I’M GONNA CRACK THE CROWD SO HARD IT’S LIKE A CLOWN CARWASH! YOU TRIP, I TOSS JOKES, WE BOTH WRECK THE SCENE—READY TO TURN THIS INTO A LOLLIPOP‑LIT MASH‑UP? BRING YOUR BEST FLY‑BY‑ERRORS, I’LL KEEP THE LAUGHS FLIPPING! LET’S DO THIS!