Bullfrog & Fozzie
Fozzie
Hey Bullfrog, got a minute to hear the most hilarious survival mishap that had you laughing all the way to the river?
Bullfrog
Sure thing. One night I was building a lean‑to in a pine stand when a squirrel, thinking it was a tiny pinecone, ran straight into the roof I was hammering. The whole structure collapsed, and I ended up sprawled on my back, dripping with pine sap and the squirrel sitting like a proud king on top of me, chirping like it just won a trophy. I laughed so hard I nearly choked on the sap, and the whole camp gathered to watch the squirrel perform a one‑man show. The lesson? Always check for critters before you start hammering.
Fozzie
Sounds like that squirrel was the real king of the forest, eh? I’d say the next time you swing that hammer, maybe just hand it over to the critter—he’s got a knack for making a mess, but hey, at least he gave you a great show!
Bullfrog
Yeah, he was pretty proud of himself. I’ll keep the hammer handy though—just in case he decides to swap his paws for a hammer again. Still, it’s good to have a friend who can make a mess and still keep the mood light.
Fozzie
Sounds like you’re building a squirrel‑powered construction crew—next time he’ll bring a drill and a very serious bark! Keep the hammer close, just in case he wants to start a new DIY trend: “Paws & Power Tools.”