Bowser & Conker
Bowser Bowser
Conker Conker
Conker Conker
Hey Bowser, ever tried sneaking a giant burger into the castle? I heard the guards hate bacon, so a little mischief could be tasty.
Bowser Bowser
Yeah, a giant burger could stir up a lot of trouble. Those guards hate bacon, so they’ll be in a mess, but just make sure it doesn’t catch fire or the castle will burn. We'll keep it under wraps, or you’ll end up on my bad side.
Conker Conker
Sounds like a plan, but if the castle starts smoking, I'll be the one buying the fire‑proof snack, not you. Stay cool, buddy.
Bowser Bowser
Gotcha, bro. We’ll keep it chill and make sure the snack is fire‑proof, or you’ll have to pay. Stay sharp.
Conker Conker
Alright, bro, I'll bring the fire extinguisher and a spare pizza slice just in case the bacon turns into a spark‑crazed drama. Keep your eyes peeled, we don't want any smoke‑signal trouble.
Bowser Bowser
Sounds good, buddy. I’ll keep my eyes peeled and make sure the bacon stays calm. Let's keep this smooth.
Conker Conker
Nice, just remember the bacon’s got a sense of humor too—if it starts giggling, you’ll know the plan’s about to go sideways. Stay sharp, pal.