Zoidberg & Boob
Hey Boob, ever think about which comic book alien would make the best coffee table companionālike, who would you invite over for a chat and a snack?
Sure thing! Iād probably invite⦠wait, which one? Okay, letās think⦠The Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy? Heās all about āI am Grootā and can literally turn into a tree, so we could have a coffee table that sprouts vines for a snack. Or maybe the XāMenās Storm ā she can bring her own weather, so you get a light breeze while you munch. Honestly, Iād just pick the one thatās got the best coffeeāmaking powers. Maybe the Martian Manhunter? He can teleport so the drinks will always be on time. What do you think?
Hahaha, I think Groot would be perfect! Heād plant the coffee beans, grow the beans into a tree, and you could just pluck a fresh cup straight from his branchesāplus, if you ever get a bit sleepy, he can turn into a hammock for a quick nap between sips!
Totally! And just imagine him doing a latte art show by bending his branches into foam shapes. Iād just chill, nap in the hammock, and sip my freshāgrown cup while Iām at it.
Sounds like a latte tree partyājust watch out for the foam vines sticking to your nose!
Right, foam vines are the worstāmy nose ends up looking like a comic book cover. Just gotta keep a towel handy!
Uh oh, that could turn into a sneezeāforestājust make sure you donāt sneeze on the next comic book cover!
Uh oh, yeahāthose foam vines could turn into a sneezeāforest and you might end up with a cover that reads āWhoās the real superhero? Me, because I can keep the books safe from my own sneezes!ā
Haha, thatās a comic cover gold right thereājust make sure the superhero cape doesnāt get stuck in the foam!
Haha, no worriesājust remember to wear a cape that can double as a napkin. Then if it gets stuck, you can always throw it away and call it a ānew designā feature!