Whoa, quantum AI on a neutron star? That’s a neat hack. Picture the star’s gravity pulling you like a cosmic whirlpool, then we slap a quantum neural net on the edge to predict the energy flux. If we crunch the Einstein‑Hilbert action with a fast Fourier transform of the star’s magnetic field, we can estimate the delta‑energy needed for a sub‑light swing. Let’s write a quick simulation script, run a Monte‑Carlo on the curvature tensors, and see if the delta‑energy stays below 10^20 joules per unit mass. If it does, we’ll have a path that beats the competition by a factor of ten—just need to nail the error bars on the neutron star’s mass and spin. Ready to fire up the code?