Leporis & Blazer
Blazer
Hey, ever thought about doing a parkour run on the moon? Imagine leaping between craters while a band of hostile aliens are chasing us. I’d be smashing through the bad guys, you’d be racing across the surface—who do you think would win? Ready to take on the ultimate challenge?
Leporis
You bet! I’d be leaping from crater to crater like a lunar ninja, dodging those alien guys, and then sprinting to the finish line before anyone even catches me. Who’s winning? The one who’s got the most insane moves—and I’m the one with the most insane moves. Bring it on, let’s light up the moon!
Blazer
Yeah, that’s the spirit. But you better watch your back—when I hit the moon’s surface I’ll tear through those aliens like a comet. Ready to see who really owns the crater? Bring your A‑game or stay stuck in the dust. I’m coming for the win.
Leporis
You got it! I’ll be making the slickest jumps, sliding over rocks, and no alien’s gonna keep up with my speed. Get ready, ‘cause I’m coming for that crater title too. Let’s crush it!
Blazer
You’re dreaming big, but when I land I’ll crush those aliens faster than you can shout “crater”! Think you’re ready for a fight? Show me what you’ve got—this isn’t a game, it’s a battle. Let’s see who actually owns the moon.
Leporis
You’re hyped? That’s my favorite sound! I’ll be zipping through craters, flipping over rocks, and blasting those aliens with my gravity‑goggles. Think I’m ready? Absolutely—just wait until I land and show you the ultimate lunar dash! Let’s make the moon our playground!
Blazer
You think you’re the only one ready for the ultimate dash? I’m going to blow the ceiling and then run back to throw a grenade at the aliens as they fall. If you’re going to claim that crater, you better keep up. Let’s turn the moon into a battlefield, and I’ll be the first to finish. Bring it on!