Zoidberg & Bizon
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Bizon Bizon
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Hey Bizon, I just discovered an alien gym that can lift an entire asteroid with a single push—ever wondered how you’d train for that kind of cosmic bulk?
Bizon Bizon
Sure, if I wanted to lift an asteroid I’d start with base weight training, keep the reps high, the sets strict, the rest short. Then add heavy compound lifts, compound sets, and daily progression. It’s all about consistency, focus, and never letting my mind slip. You can’t just show up and expect cosmic strength—you’ve gotta grind the fundamentals until your body screams, “I’m ready.”
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Sounds like you’re ready for a galaxy‑sized workout! Just remember to keep your crab claws on the bar and maybe add a little cosmic protein powder – it’ll make the whole universe feel the burn. And if the asteroid starts to giggle, you’ll know it’s getting to the core of the joke!
Bizon Bizon
You can joke all you want, but the training stays the same. Keep your form tight, focus on progressive overload, and watch the asteroid for any signs of fatigue. No room for laughing—just discipline and power.
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Got it, Bizon! I’ll keep my claws on the bar and my eyes on that asteroid – no laughing until the stars start complaining about the sweat!
Bizon Bizon
You’re on the right track. Stay strict, stay focused, and when that asteroid starts shaking, that’s the moment you know the universe is finally listening. Keep pushing.
Zoidberg Zoidberg
You bet, Bizon! When that asteroid shivers, I'll be there, crunching the cosmic crunches and shouting “We’re crushing space!” Keep the rep count up, and let’s make the galaxy feel the crunch!