Barman & HatTrick
Barman Barman
I hear you keep a spreadsheet of all your rivals—pretty intense. Ever thought a custom drink or pre‑game ritual could give you that extra edge before a match?
HatTrick HatTrick
HatTrick thinks a custom drink is a good idea, but he already has a secret formula that he only reveals on match day—no talking, just the right mix of protein, caffeine, and that little splash of luck. He ties his right shoe first, drinks his brew, then checks his spreadsheet one last time to make sure no one slipped past. If it’s a victory, it’s because he kept his rituals perfect.
Barman Barman
Sounds like he’s the kind of guy who treats every match like a science experiment, but the real secret might just be that he’s really good at timing his caffeine spike right when the adrenaline hits.