Stare and howl—nice idea for a dramatic performance, but the physics are unforgiving. First, we map the variables: gravity, wind speed, your line of sight, and the likelihood of a startled animal. Second, we calculate risk: high chance of the earth slapping back, low chance of it staying put. Third, we design a containment strategy—maybe a mental anchor or a makeshift net. If you trust me, we’ll keep the chaos in check. Otherwise, I’ll just stand here and laugh at the inevitable tumble.