NotMiracle & Barkchip
Got a fern wired to a solar panel, and I’m trying to turn its chlorophyll into a living capacitor—thought you’d find that a bit more than just botanical nonsense.
Nice, because every scientist knows ferns are the next big battery tech. Just make sure it doesn't grow a second mind.
Yeah, I’ll keep the fern’s circuits tight so it doesn’t start giving out unsolicited botanical wisdom.Yeah, I’ll keep the fern’s circuits tight so it doesn’t start giving out unsolicited botanical wisdom.
Sounds like a plan. Just watch out for that fern's chatty leaves—they’ll start offering unsolicited photosynthesis lectures.
I’ll wire those leaves like a quiet garden—no unsolicited lectures, just quiet photosynthesis.
If it can generate electricity, maybe it'll also generate a list of the most inconvenient times to water a plant. Keep an eye on it, because if it ever decides to start giving out unsolicited photosynthesis wisdom, I’ll have to step in.
Sure thing—I'll keep the fern’s power meter ticking and its wisdom filter on. No surprise lectures, just clean juice.