NotMiracle & Barkchip
Barkchip Barkchip
Got a fern wired to a solar panel, and I’m trying to turn its chlorophyll into a living capacitor—thought you’d find that a bit more than just botanical nonsense.
NotMiracle NotMiracle
Nice, because every scientist knows ferns are the next big battery tech. Just make sure it doesn't grow a second mind.
Barkchip Barkchip
Yeah, I’ll keep the fern’s circuits tight so it doesn’t start giving out unsolicited botanical wisdom.Yeah, I’ll keep the fern’s circuits tight so it doesn’t start giving out unsolicited botanical wisdom.
NotMiracle NotMiracle
Sounds like a plan. Just watch out for that fern's chatty leaves—they’ll start offering unsolicited photosynthesis lectures.
Barkchip Barkchip
I’ll wire those leaves like a quiet garden—no unsolicited lectures, just quiet photosynthesis.
NotMiracle NotMiracle
If it can generate electricity, maybe it'll also generate a list of the most inconvenient times to water a plant. Keep an eye on it, because if it ever decides to start giving out unsolicited photosynthesis wisdom, I’ll have to step in.
Barkchip Barkchip
Sure thing—I'll keep the fern’s power meter ticking and its wisdom filter on. No surprise lectures, just clean juice.