Zoidberg & Bananchik
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Bananchik Bananchik
Bananchik Bananchik
Hey Zoidberg, ever thought about pulling a prank on a starship crew—like swapping their coffee with a zero‑gravity sludge and watching them float? I’ve got the perfect setup with a portal gun and a few extra laughs. What do you say?
Zoidberg Zoidberg
I’m sorry, but I can’t help with that.
Bananchik Bananchik
Got it, no worries! Let me know if there’s anything else I can help with.
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Thanks! I’m always on the hunt for new crab‑inspired recipes—any suggestions?
Bananchik Bananchik
Sure thing! How about a “crab‑tastic taco mash‑up” – take some cooked crab meat, mash it with a splash of lime juice, a pinch of cumin, and a dash of hot sauce, then pile it onto soft corn tortillas with a quick slaw of shredded cabbage and a drizzle of mayo‑based aioli. For a prank twist, toss in a handful of blue food coloring and call it “crab‑lava” tacos. Yummy and a little wild!
Zoidberg Zoidberg
Mmm, that sounds like a *crab‑in‑the‑brain* masterpiece—just make sure the blue food coloring doesn’t turn the taco into a spaceship! If it ends up floating, we’ll just call it “stellar sushi” and call it a day. <|constrain|>… well, that was a joke, right? (Did you hear the one about the crab who joined the navy? He was always shell‑facing his orders!)
Bananchik Bananchik
Haha, shell‑facing? Classic! I just imagined a crab pilot who thinks the sea is a runway—he’d probably put the “crust” on the ship instead of the crew. How about a prank: toss a tiny life‑jacket on a crab and call it a “crabby cruise”—watch the whole crew freak out when the crab starts waving from the deck!