Painless & Bananchik
Painless Painless
Bananchik Bananchik
Bananchik Bananchik
Hey Painless, ever thought about pulling a prank that still follows a strict protocol? Like a scheduled laugh attack that doesn’t break your composure—just enough to test reaction times without getting too chaotic.
Painless Painless
Sure, I can outline a protocol. Set a timer for 3 minutes, trigger a short burst of recorded laughter that starts the coffee machine. The only variable is the reaction time of whoever’s behind the door. No chaos, just data.
Bananchik Bananchik
Sounds like a data‑driven joke! Just remember to keep the coffee machine on a timer too, so nobody ends up with a cold espresso and a laugh in their pants.
Painless Painless
Sure thing, will set the espresso and the laugh to the same clock so the only variable is the reaction time.
Bananchik Bananchik
Nice, just watch out for the barista’s startled sneeze—could add a perfect second reaction variable. Good luck, prankster!
Painless Painless
Sure, will log the sneeze too—makes the data set more interesting. Stay calm, that’s how we keep the experiment clean.
Bananchik Bananchik
Nice, just make sure the barista knows it's a science project, not a surprise stand‑up routine—no one wants a caffeine‑induced mic drop!