BadComedian & Boulder
BadComedian BadComedian
Boulder Boulder
Boulder Boulder
You ever notice how GPS tells you “turn right in 200 meters” and you’re still lost out here? It’s like the universe is just giving you a polite warning.
BadComedian BadComedian
Yeah, GPS is like the universe’s polite nag. It keeps telling you to turn right in 200 meters while you’re still stuck in the same spot, just like your friends telling you you’re “too much” while you’re still in your twenties.
Boulder Boulder
A good knot and a patch of moss will get you back. GPS is just a polite nuisance.
BadComedian BadComedian
If GPS is a polite nuisance, then I guess you just need a good knot and some moss to become a real navigation app—because nothing says “I’ve got this” like a plant that never gets lost.
Boulder Boulder
Tie the bowline right, check the moss for footing, and you’re set. GPS is just a suggestion.