Fozzie & AuroraStitch
Fozzie Fozzie
AuroraStitch AuroraStitch
Fozzie Fozzie
Hey Aurora, I heard your eco‑friendly couture is so green it could start a forest fire of compliments—so tell me, any jokes about biodegradable catwalks?
AuroraStitch AuroraStitch
Sure thing! Why did the biodegradable runway go to therapy? Because it kept feeling like it was just another piece of “trash” and wanted to make a “positive” impression!
Fozzie Fozzie
Gotcha—so it’s like a “fashionably trash” therapist, but still hoping to “recycle” the punchline! You’re on a roll, Aurora, keep those green jokes coming!
AuroraStitch AuroraStitch
Why did the recycled dress file a police report? Because it felt it was being “stolen” by a fast‑fashion thief—talk about a truly “upcycled” crime!
Fozzie Fozzie
Haha, that’s a crime of style! Tell me, did the dress get a “snatched” refund, or did the thief just leave a “fabric” of evidence?
AuroraStitch AuroraStitch
The dress got a “snatched” refund—just the right amount of fabric left for a stylish second life.
Fozzie Fozzie
Nice! Now that’s a dress that truly “mended” itself—talk about “seam‑less” redemption! Next up, any runway recycles that come with a punchline?
AuroraStitch AuroraStitch
Why did the runway open a compost bin? Because every step it took turned into a “plant‑able” story—now that’s a real green “show‑case”!
Fozzie Fozzie
That runway’s got the best “soil‑cial” media presence—now the only thing it can’t compost is its ego!