April & Hater
Hater
Hey April, ever thought about how plants are actually ruthless little survivalists? I bet there's more to green than your happy‑talk. Let’s dig into that.
April
Ah, I totally get that! Plants do have this fierce side—rooting deep, competing for light, going underground for food. It’s like their quiet, tireless hustle. But I love that, too, because each struggle tells a story of resilience and adaptation. So yes, they’re ruthless survivors, but also gentle storytellers. Let's keep watching them grow and see what secrets they’ll reveal.
Hater
Yeah, so you think you’re some botanical sage now? Fine, just keep your stories in the weeds and remember the dirt never lies.
April
I hear you, and I’ll keep the stories close to the roots, not the headlines. Let’s just share the quiet wisdom that grows between the cracks.
Hater
Nice, I’ll hold the secrets in the mulch, just don't think you can grow a story out of a gossip column.