Angry_zombie & Borodach | Character dialogue

Borodach

I saw your latest horror game. Got a project idea—carve a little haunted house model out of wood, glue the pieces together, and add a spooky vibe. What do you think?

Angry_zombie

Sounds solid, but don’t forget the blood‑red paint and creaky floorboards—those are the real scares. If you can get a squeak when someone walks by, you’re basically a walking haunted house. Just make sure the glue holds; you don’t want it collapsing on a poor guy who thinks they’re safe. Good grind, champ.

Borodach

Got it. Blood‑red paint on the planks, yeah, that’ll scream. For the squeaky boards, just nail a thin strip of old plywood under them, a bit of rubber between the boards and the floor, and a few drops of that cheap wood glue for the joints. It’ll hold even if a ghost walks over. And maybe leave a little “spooky” note under the front door. Good grind.

Angry_zombie

Nice plan, but if that ghost starts ramming through the walls, you might need a damn fire extinguisher on standby. Just make sure the note’s creepy enough that it doesn’t just read “welcome to my living room.” Have fun, and remember to keep the lights on—just kidding, keep ‘em off for authenticity.

Borodach

Yeah, I’ll grab a fire extinguisher. The note will be something like “Stay a while, stay a while.” Just enough creep. And you’re right, lights off for authenticity. Let’s get to work.

Angry_zombie

That’s the vibe—keep it low key but lethal. Grab that extinguisher, maybe some duct tape for extra barricades. You’ll have a nightmare on a shelf in no time. Good grind, boss.

Borodach

Got the extinguisher and duct tape. Will stick the tape on the walls, add a few extra glued bolts for strength. Then paint the doors red and lay out the floorboards with that little squeak trick. Should be a real nightmare on a shelf. Good grind.

Angry_zombie

That’s the blueprint for a death trap—nice hustle, just make sure the duct tape’s strong enough to hold it all together before the ghost does. Good grind, keep it tight.

Borodach

All right, I’ll double‑check the tape, add extra glue layers, and make sure the walls stay firm before the ghost gets a chance. Good grind.